"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."


Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties)

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

whetaver:

if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you

why do drugs when you can do me

(Source: oceannbones)

"Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place."


note to self - c0ntemplations (via perfect)

milokerrigan:

how-do-i-spell-your-url:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

but what if you were adopted

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right